Albatross/Double Eagles !

Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby twomasters » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:45 am

Circa 1992

Reporter to Sandy Lyle: "So, Sandy what do you think of Tiger Woods?"

Sandy Lyle reply. " I don't know, I've never played there"


Classic. He didn't have a clue who Tiger was when Tiger was young, he thought it was a golf course somewhere
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby twomasters » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:00 am

"If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death"

Sam Snead
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby twomasters » Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:01 pm

"Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at"

Jimmy Demaret
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby welshdentist » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:39 am

" I never met a putt I couldn't make"

Dave Stockton


Now that is a good attitude to putting......
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby twomasters » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:24 am

" Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing"

Ben Hogan
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby twomasters » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:59 pm

"The first time I played The Masters I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off...It was the happiest 83 of my life"

Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby Addington Arnie » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:16 pm

"I'd like to thank Tabaret for having me at 50-1 on Tuesday"

(Not very) anonymous winner on the Australian tour in the 90's :lol:
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby twomasters » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:07 am

"Practice puts brains in your muscles"

Sam Snead
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby twomasters » Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:25 am

People tell me I look healthy for my age. I don't let it go to my head. I've been to too many wakes where people look in the casket and say, "Don't he look great?"

Lee Trevino
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Re: Albatross/Double Eagles !

Postby twomasters » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:46 am

" It doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit,...so long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact "

Seve Ballesteros
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